Saturday, October 27, 2007

Phentermine And B-12/lipotropic

Beowulf Death at a Funeral Superbad

Daniel prepares the funeral of his late father, giving himself to the holy sacraments quoted friends and family. However, a medication error with one of the attendees, and the appearance of a stranger with a suspicious affinity with the late, threaten to turn the funeral into chaos. Frank Oz, best known for his work as a puppeteer with Jim Henson and the creator of Yoda, who as director gives us a comedy of English airs, you can remember Love Actually and Four Weddings and a Funeral, but it is a entertaining mixture of humor and simple English, American humor, including some that another passenger eschatological and black humor that starts with this mix we smile. The film takes the tragic backdrop of a funeral to show the bickering among family and friends and serve as a guide for a series of gags and crazy situations, sprinkled with hallucinogenic substances and politically incorrect connection to tap the still more absurd story exacerbating the poor son of late that looks like it will not prevent the burial of his father will become a circus, while he has to deal with personal issues of being in the shadow of his brother, a renowned novelist and not having enough money to buy a house with his wife. The actors, most of them British, are brilliant in their performances, noting simply for the role of the character, Alan Tudyk, the interpretation of gestures is one of the most will make us laugh and enjoy this comedy. No one can say that Death at a Funeral, is comedy of the year, but surely, is above the average of what we usually offer the billboard, exceeding by far, in my opinion, the recent Superbad. without having to constantly resort to sex, or profanity and behavior chuleria thugs, Death at a Funeral, on merit get more fun and more work than this and other American comedies that ultimately end up resorting to the typical round nut to loosen the moral of friendship or love, here comes the moral of last words, but it goes completely unnoticed ... well, I took another, careful self-medication.
Death at a Funeral
Death at a Funeral (2007)
Director: Frank Oz
Guion: Craig Dean
Cast: Matthew Macfayden (Daniel), Rupert Graves (Robert), Alan Tudyk (Simon)
Producer: Sidney Kimmel Entertainment
Duration: 90 min
Nationality: US / UK
7.5 / 10

Monday, October 22, 2007

Time Off Work For A Chest Infection



Seth and Evan are two best friends obsessed with sex as they prepare to finish school. Both are the typical marginalized prey to the antics of the most popular, but your chance to soak them appears before them. Your friend has Foggell echo a fake ID, with which they could buy alcoholic beverages, go to a party that gives a beautiful girl. But a robbery at the liquor store would shred a simple plan. The teen comedy this year has a name, Superbad. This production comes from the makers of the brilliant "40 Year Old Virgin" is put into relief the most disadvantaged sector of American institutions, those kids who do not wet and want to be popular and flirting. This sexual desire and was reflected in "American Pie", but the protagonists of this film are even more mediocre and not talking about normal youth, but the so-called freaks who are always mockery of the most popular. We have Evan, without charisma that is carried away by his companion, Seth, Superbad is an authentic obsessed with male attributes and increase the number of pickups and powders. And Foggell, a scrawny that would take all collejas at any school in the free world. The best are the two side with more weight on the number of gags, a couple of police officers that have no waste. While some industry critics is determined to highlight it, personally, does not revolutionize the genre and offers nothing new, but fun, with ever more fun than others. And although in the end we witness a situation that really could have turned around to rarely seen comedy, stays in the foreseeable.
Superbad Superbad (2007)
Director: Greg Mottola
Guion: Evan Goldberg and Seth Rogen
Cast: Jonah Hill (Seth), Michael Cera (Evan), Christopher Mintz-Plasse (Foggell).
Producer: Columbia Pictures
Length: 114 min .
Country: United States
5.5 / 10

Tuesday, October 9, 2007

Power Of Attorney Formatfor Bank India

Darwin Awards

For 22 years, with some curious early as emails or discussions take Darwin awarding prizes. These awards are symbolic and based on the theories of Darwin, are awarded to a human being who has accidentally killed the most stupid way possible. If the candidate is excluded survives, but her mishap could choose if I leave sequelae that prevents generate offspring, sterility or directly amputation and irreversible injury to the genitals. In 1994, Wendy Northcutt I think the site which gathers every year more absurd mishaps. For Northcutt, the requirements to qualify for the Darwin Award are: Inability to create
offspring: The nominee must be dead, sterilized or simply be made useless by their sexual organs.
Excellence: Incredible astounding forgetfulness or logic that can not work ever. Stupidity
single and / or application of this sensational. Auto-selection
: Cause and effect of their own demise or sterilization. Merit individual unconditionally
Maturity: In all his mental faculties and physical.
Truth: The fact must be fully substantiated. None of urban legends.
The recognition is for those who perish because of foolish behavior, preventing their genes spread, helping to improve the species following Darwin's theories.
Here are a few nominees and winners:
In 1995, the Arizona Highway Patrol metal found in a lot of slush built on a hillside next to a curve. After making the relevant inquiries came to the conclusion that it was Chevy Impala. Its owner had attached a JATO rocket (a rocket used in aircraft to gain high speeds on runways for takeoffs very small) and had turned on a line. The poor man did not take into account the large accelerations that would subject the vehicle. Lit the rocket to 5 km from the accident site, reaching the 5 seconds an estimated speed of 560 km / h for 5 or 6 seconds, to 4 km attempt to stop the vehicle, burning brakes, tires and even tires, the car came to rise from the asphalt built into the first corner.
Krystof In 1996 the Polish Azninski was drunk with some friends, after playing a male who was the hitting with icicles, naked outdoors, upped the ante Krystof beheaded with a chainsaw. It was definitely the most macho of the group that got drunk unconscious and fitting end for someone who wore the clothes of his sister as a child.
Ken Barger died in 1992 when his gun fired accidentally, in the middle of the night, the unfortunate man mistook the earpiece of the phone that rang with his gun.
In August 2006, mechanic tried to remove a dangerous device, a rocket-propelled grenades to sell as scrap, having found that he could not open the car from above, proved a hit with a hammer, the explosion destroyed the workshop, six cars and of course the unconscious mechanical.
In March 2005, a 19 year old attempt to avenge his neighbor that he had stolen a bottle of liquor. His plan was to stab and accusing your neighbor of attempted murder. It took two stabs, reaching the left ventricle in the second shot, sealing his fate.
Croatian In 2005 a 55-year wanted to clean your chimney, in the absence of adequate tools, prepare a homemade invention, would drop a brush with a cadena desde lo alto; pero para eso necesitaba un peso que soldar, y lo encontro, una granada de fragmentacion que estallo en cuanto empezo a ser calentada para soldarla.
En 2004, un austriaco, despues de una noche de juerga intento entrar por la ventana de su cocina; la ventana le aprisiono y le puso contra el fregadero; en un supuesto frenentico intento de zafarse, el desafortunado acciono el agua caliente, muriendo ahogado en el fregadero, pudiendo haber cerrado el grifo, quitar el tapon o sencillamente, entrar por la puerta (tenia las llaves en su bolsillo).
Hay decenas de casos, algunos rocambolescos, otros victimas de las circunstancias (alcohol y drogas) y otros, desgraciadamente, algo comunes (morir por hacer love in a moving car in an enclosed or contests to see who is more macho in or crossing railroad tracks at high speed vehicles.)
Given this, one can say that quotation that said ... "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity ... and what the universe is not quite sure"