Darwin Awards
For 22 years, with some curious early as emails or discussions take Darwin awarding prizes. These awards are symbolic and based on the theories of Darwin, are awarded to a human being who has accidentally killed the most stupid way possible. If the candidate is excluded survives, but her mishap could choose if I leave sequelae that prevents generate offspring, sterility or directly amputation and irreversible injury to the genitals. In 1994, Wendy Northcutt I think the site which gathers every year more absurd mishaps. For Northcutt, the requirements to qualify for the Darwin Award are: Inability to create
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offspring: The nominee must be dead, sterilized or simply be made useless by their sexual organs.
Excellence: Incredible astounding forgetfulness or logic that can not work ever. Stupidity
single and / or application of this sensational. Auto-selection
: Cause and effect of their own demise or sterilization. Merit individual unconditionally
Maturity: In all his mental faculties and physical.
Truth: The fact must be fully substantiated. None of urban legends.
Truth: The fact must be fully substantiated. None of urban legends.
The recognition is for those who perish because of foolish behavior, preventing their genes spread, helping to improve the species following Darwin's theories.
Here are a few nominees and winners:
In 1995, the Arizona Highway Patrol metal found in a lot of slush built on a hillside next to a curve. After making the relevant inquiries came to the conclusion that it was Chevy Impala. Its owner had attached a JATO rocket (a rocket used in aircraft to gain high speeds on runways for takeoffs very small) and had turned on a line. The poor man did not take into account the large accelerations that would subject the vehicle. Lit the rocket to 5 km from the accident site, reaching the 5 seconds an estimated speed of 560 km / h for 5 or 6 seconds, to 4 km attempt to stop the vehicle, burning brakes, tires and even tires, the car came to rise from the asphalt built into the first corner.
Krystof In 1996 the Polish Azninski was drunk with some friends, after playing a male who was the hitting with icicles, naked outdoors, upped the ante Krystof beheaded with a chainsaw. It was definitely the most macho of the group that got drunk unconscious and fitting end for someone who wore the clothes of his sister as a child.
Ken Barger died in 1992 when his gun fired accidentally, in the middle of the night, the unfortunate man mistook the earpiece of the phone that rang with his gun.
In August 2006, mechanic tried to remove a dangerous device, a rocket-propelled grenades to sell as scrap, having found that he could not open the car from above, proved a hit with a hammer, the explosion destroyed the workshop, six cars and of course the unconscious mechanical.
In March 2005, a 19 year old attempt to avenge his neighbor that he had stolen a bottle of liquor. His plan was to stab and accusing your neighbor of attempted murder. It took two stabs, reaching the left ventricle in the second shot, sealing his fate.
Croatian In 2005 a 55-year wanted to clean your chimney, in the absence of adequate tools, prepare a homemade invention, would drop a brush with a cadena desde lo alto; pero para eso necesitaba un peso que soldar, y lo encontro, una granada de fragmentacion que estallo en cuanto empezo a ser calentada para soldarla.
En 2004, un austriaco, despues de una noche de juerga intento entrar por la ventana de su cocina; la ventana le aprisiono y le puso contra el fregadero; en un supuesto frenentico intento de zafarse, el desafortunado acciono el agua caliente, muriendo ahogado en el fregadero, pudiendo haber cerrado el grifo, quitar el tapon o sencillamente, entrar por la puerta (tenia las llaves en su bolsillo).
Hay decenas de casos, algunos rocambolescos, otros victimas de las circunstancias (alcohol y drogas) y otros, desgraciadamente, algo comunes (morir por hacer love in a moving car in an enclosed or contests to see who is more macho in or crossing railroad tracks at high speed vehicles.)
Given this, one can say that quotation that said ... "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity ... and what the universe is not quite sure"
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